The Big Cock has been unleashed unto Gensokyo! Who will resolve this incident? Duke it out with characters from Touhou Project and shoot them before you get shot yourself. Be the last one standing in this platformer game!
This is a Touhou fangame. We do not own any of the characters from Touhou Project.
Gaming Deets
Touhou Cock
The Big Cock is on the loose! But who's gonna come and stop them? Everyone is! But whoever gets the Big Cock first will gain all the pride they desire! Duke it out in this multiplayer platformer bullet hell game with eight broken characters, where everyone dies in one hit! Get yourself even more broken by obtaining the pride pills to get your bullets overpowered. It's time to prove to everyone that you will never lose to cock! This game features special non-canon Touhou characters, such as Mister from a certain Touhou Doujin and Yuuto Ichika from Touhou Hell. For the best experience, please use gamepads.
Features
• Play up to four players!
• Classic arcade mode!
• Bonus stages within single player!
Development History
Chair thought the Touhou doujins that said "I'll never lose to cock" and "Hey, mister" were pretty funny. So Chair decided to enter the Touhou game jam again to create a game that references these. Unfortunately, Chair didn't make it in time when the game jam completed, resulting in a low placement. Chair decided to still finish the game after the jam, as it was in an almost unplayable state where you can only fight and nothing else.
Artwork
Tristama
MapleJava
Music
Programming
Trivia
• Chair attempted this idea before with Edward-kun, but that game was never finished. This finally fulfilled Chair's idea with making a clone out Ninja Jajamaru Kun.
"It's actually fun watching this game when I see people play with four players. If only I knew how to add online capabilities." - ChairGTables, 2026
Hey, mister...
