Help Hazuki become the biggest explosion in the world! Become the best when you're the most garbage tier character in the entire universe that dies to everything.
Gaming Deets
This is Hazuki Dies for the busy person. Experience the whole game within a few minutes and learn about the power of friendship and food.
Features
• You die in a single hit
• Everyone in town wants to fight you
• Tacos!
Development History
Chair wanted to go all out with the noise without holding back and make another nonsense RPG project. This time, to tell Hazuki's story in a nutshell. Chair made the project for April Fools and had a blast.
Artwork
ChairGTables
Tristama
Music
Writing
Trivia
• Many areas in Hazuki Dies did not exist yet when this project was made. Some maps made for this project ended up becoming the basis for a few maps in the actual Hazuki Dies game.
• Tanako was meant to be a character that quickly gets killed off, but after this project was made, people liked Tanako. She was later given a more important story role in Hazuki Dies because of this.
• The segment where many thugs are lined up asking you one by one for a battle is inspired the same cutscene in a 2007 YouTube video called Pokemon Spoof 5 by JakeH147

"This looks simple but this actually took me a lot of grinding and nonstop working to get this project working. It's the highest effort April Fools project I made so far." - ChairGTables, 2026
I would like to fight you!





